Tag: humour

Purim, Joy in the darkness

tradional food for Purim

Purim is the Jewish Festival, also known as a ‘Carnival of Happiness’ and it begins this evening (March 6th) until tomorrow evening (March 7th.)

It is based on the event in the Book of Esther and to understand it fully, a reading of that book would help you. There are only 10 chapters, none of them very long.It is set in the Persian Empire in the 4th century BCE. The Empire extended over 127 lands and Jewish people were spread across most of it.

The story goes that when King Achashverosh was disobeyed by his wife, Queen Vashti, he decided to replace her. He ordered that the beautiful girls of the Empire should parade before him. The new Queen he chose was Esther but she was a Jew so she had to hide her nationality.
At this time, the new Prime Minister of the Empire, Haman, began to exercise his power. All in the land bowed to him by order, except the Jewish Leader Mordechai. (He was the guardian of the new Queen, Esther but this wasn’t known.)
Haman was so furious and angry with Mordechai that he persuaded the King, on some pretence, to have all Jews in the Empire destroyed.He cast lots to decide the date and this became the origin of the feast because Purim means ‘lots’ in ancient Persian. (They cast lots)
In the face of widespread  destruction,  Mordechai persuaded Queen Esther to enlist the aid of the King.
It transpired that Mordechia   had already been influential in foiling a plot against the King by two rebels. So the King wanted to reward, rather than kill Mordechia. Esther told him to gather all the Jews in the city of Shushan, where the Royal Palace was, and spend three days together, repenting, fasting and praying to God. Then Esther invited the King and Hanam to a feast. During the festivities, she revealed that she was a Jew and accused Hanam of attempting to destroy her people. Mordechia was feted by the King and Hanam was hung on gallows he had built to get rid of Mordechia.
He was appointed Prime Minister in place of Hanam.

It’s a marvellous story and you can ‘read all about it’ in the Book of Esther.

Purim is the Festival at which the Jewish People celebrate this and they do it particularly in 4 ways.

  • The reading of the Book of Esther (the Megillah), once on the night of Purim and once the following day.
  • By giving money gifts to at least two poor people.
  • Sending gifts of two kinds of ready-to eat-foods to at least one person (who may be in need)
  • And to have a festive meal

The atmosphere is lively and full of fun. It is customary for children especially (but adults also if they desire) to dress up in costumes. This is because the role of God is hidden in the story of Purim (and in fact even the name of God is missing from the Megillah).’

There are special foods including a three-cornered pastry stuffed with sweetmeats and poppy seeds. It is called Hamantaschen after Haman’s favourite three-cornered hat though in Yiddish,it is called ‘Haman’s ears
Central to the feast is Joy. It is based on deliverance from death and evil intent and that is something to be joyful about.

The late Jonathan Sachs pondered on this. They had escaped an act of genoside, the first one of more to come. Was the appropriate emotion joy? Ought it to have been relief? How does this festivity sit with future persecutions of the Jewish people? How does Purim  seem against the background of the holocaust? This is what Jonathan Sacks has to say:

“We who live after the Holocaust, who have met survivors, heard their testimony, seen the photographs and documentaries and memorials, know the answer to that question. On Purim, the Final Solution was averted. But it had been pronounced. Ever afterward, Jews knew their vulnerability. The very existence of Purim in our historical memory is traumatic.
The Jewish response to trauma is counter-intuitive and extraordinary. You defeat fear by joy. You conquer terror by collective celebration. You prepare a festive meal, invite guests, give gifts to friends. While the story is being told, you make an unruly noise as if not only to blot out the memory but to make a joke out of the whole episode. You wear masks. You drink a little too much. You make a Purim spiel.
Precisely because the threat was so serious, you refuse to be serious – and in that refusal you are doing something very serious indeed. You are denying your enemies a victory. You are declaring that you will not be intimidated. As the date of the scheduled destruction approaches, you surround yourself with the single most effective antidote to fear: joy in life itself. As the three-sentence summary of Jewish history puts it: “They tried to destroy us. We survived. Let’s eat.”

Humour is the Jewish way of defeating hate. What you can laugh at, you cannot be held captive by.”

In our present world, where so much tragedy is befalling so many people, in Ukraine, Turkey, Syria, even the Holy Land, and so many other places, perhaps there is a vital message here for all of us.

Jonathan Sacks again:

How do joy and humour help us deal with tragedies, both in our personal and national life?

I learned this from a Holocaust survivor. Some years ago, I wrote a book called Celebrating Life. It was a cheer-you-up book, and it became a favourite of the Holocaust survivors. One of them, however, told me that a particular passage in the book was incorrect. Commenting on Roberto Begnini’s comedy film about the Holocaust, Life is Beautiful, I had said that though I agreed with his thesis – a sense of humour keeps you sane – that was not enough in Auschwitz to keep you alive.

“On that, you are wrong,” the survivor said, and then told me his story. He had been in Auschwitz, and he soon realised that if he failed to keep his spirits up, he would die. So he made a pact with another young man, that they would both look out, each day, for some occurrence they found amusing. At the end of each day they would tell one another their story and they would laugh together. “That sense of humour saved my life,” he said. I stood corrected. He was right.

How can humour be the ultimate defence against those who wish to take away our freedom and destroy us?
That is what we do on Purim. The joy, the merrymaking, the food, the drink, the whole carnival atmosphere, are there to allow us to live with the risks of being a Jew – in the past, and tragically in the present also – without being terrified, traumatised or intimidated. It is the most counter-intuitive response to terror, and the most effective. Terrorists aim to terrify. To be a Jew is to refuse to be terrified.

A people that can know the full darkness of history and yet rejoice is a people whose spirit no power on Earth can ever break.

Terror, hatred, and violence are always ultimately self-destructive. Those who use these tactics are always, as was Haman, destroyed by their very will to destruct. And yes, we as Jews must fight antisemitism, the demonisation of Israel, and the intimidation of Jewish students on campus. But we must never let ourselves be intimidated – and the Jewish way to avoid this is marbim be-simcha, to increase our joy. A people that can know the full darkness of history and yet rejoice is a people whose spirit no power on Earth can ever break.”

There is so much about this that we can learn to good and powerful effect. It touches so much on the events in our world today. It is also central to the Christian Lent and Holy Week journey . There, too, joy comes out of seeming destruction and yet love triumphs  through Cross & Resurrection which is itself the epitome of joy, deliverance and celebration. It reminds us that by whatever religion we pray to God,  the joke is always on Satan and those who follow evil.

[Mr G]

Your call is very important to us!

Thoughts inspired  after trying to  contact  a well known retailer—but it applies to so many companies or agencies we try to reach on the phone.  I mused on what might happen if you tried to reach a higher power!

A purely fanciful musing, of course

You pick up the telephone and dial the number.  After a minute, the phone is answered. ‘Heavenly requests here.  If you would like to speak to God, press 1; if you wish to speak to the Archangel Michael, press 2;  if you wish to make a reservation with St Peter, press 3; if you wish the Holy Spirit to call you, press 4; for all other enquiries hold the line and an operator will speak to you.’

Cue music – Sanctus from the Coronation Mass by Mozart

You press 1, voice returns, ‘If you wish to make a prayer to God, press 1; if you wish to discuss a theological matter, press 2; if you want God to give you a blessing, press 3; if you wish to tell God how much you love your parish priest press 4; for all other enquiries press 5.  Remember, your call is important to us.’

Cue music – in heavenly love abiding
.  You press 1.

Voice returns: ‘If your prayer is asking God for something, press 1; if you are ringing to thank him for a special blessing, press 2; if you are seeking a special favour such as this week’s winning lottery numbers, press 3; if you wish to apologize to God for something you have done wrong, press 4; if you wish to praise God, press 5.  If you wish to pray that your  priest is given lots more pay (stipend) , press 6.  For all other enquiries, press 7. 
Do please remember, your call is still important to you.’

Cue music – Jesus’ hands are kind hands.
  You press 1.  Voice returns.

‘If you wish to ask God to intervene in a supernatural way, press 1; if you want God to help you get a pay rise, press 2; if you are concerned about the well-being of a neighbour, press 3; if you simply want to chat, press 4; if you want God to help your Vicar to become a bishop, press 5; for all other enquiries please hold whilst we try to connect you to one of our angelic operators.’

Cue music – Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible tells me so.
  You press 1.

Voice returns.  You have chosen to speak ask God to act in some supernatural way, in order to help us respond helpfully, please choose one of the following options.  Please be assured that your call really does matter to us.  If you wish God to turn water into wine for a party you are planning, press 1; if you wish God to grant you fine weather for your Church Fete next Saturday, press 2; if you wish to avert a natural disaster, press 3; if you are concerned about the Third World and wish God to feed the hungry, press 4; if you wish God would encourage the Bishop to give your hardworking parish priest a fully paid three month holiday, press 5.  For all other requests, please hold the line whilst we try to connect you to one of our seraphim.’ 

Cue music – Bach’s Christmas Ontario.
 

Voice returns:  ‘I’m sorry all our operators are busy right now.  But your call is deeply important to us, so please hold’ – cue music, The Psalms of David sung by King’s College Cambridge Choir.  At Psalm 149, the line goes dead.

Well, of course, it doesn’t work quite like that! After all God isn’t  M & S or any other agency.  Thankfully, there are no barriers to speaking with God.  Remember we communicate best if we speak to each other face to face (not via e-mails, twitter, telephone or text-messaging).  Of course, when God wants to speak with us, we can always fob him off.  Simply adapt the method used above … but beware, the line can quickly go dead.

Cue music—The day thou gavest, Lord is ended.